DID SARAH PALIN REALLY ENDORSE DONALD TRUMP OUT OF FRIENDSHIP?
…Mt. Trump and the “Mamma Grizzly”
Palin.
Would you pay big money for Palin’s
rambling speeches?
I will be the
first to admit that Donald Trump is a smart individual. But when I heard him stating how much he
admired “Sarah ‘Mamma Grizzly’ Palin”,
and when she offered her “word-salad”
tribute of a presidential endorsement, I suspected that something fishy might be going on. Palin doesn't do anything without getting paid. And since she had stumped for Ted Cruz, when running for the Senate, why not support him for president?
As it turns
out, apparently Ms. Palin did not just jump on a plane and head to Manhattan Island and volunteer to support “The Donald”, nosiree.
As Trump’s
former business partner Robert Cohen told The
Wall Street Journal, “Money is King
in his world. That’s the art of his deal. Better get used to it America. That,
and suing everyone for anything.”
What Mr. Cohen
is referring to is that even the Iowa Rep. Steve King, suspects that Trump paid off Sarah Palin for her
endorsement.
Historically, this is the only
way Trump knows how to operate. From acquiring building construction
permits to his completing his marriage divorces, payoffs have always been Trumps “go to” strategy, and apparently he sees no reason
to change it for politics.
The word on
the street says that, “If money didn’t
work, Trump would probably have sued Palin into giving him her support." That’s daily
business for him.
This pay-off probability is so well accepted, that a satire web site, the Satire Tribune wrote a tall story saying that Trump paid $10 million to Palin for her endorsement. This money was for helping her with her latest major endeavor back home.
As the satire story goes, Palin was
building a “Hunters Paradise” in
Alaska where you could hunt anything within a fenced-in 5,000 acres. The
operation was obviously called "Palin’s Family Shoot
and Eat Corral". The story said that the "Corral" was set to open in early 2017.
The satire goes into great detail saying that the facility was a very
unique operation where for $25,000 a year, a member could hunt for up to 100 days
a year. The membership fees were to go to buy exotic and native animals for the hunting
grounds. In this way, the hunters were always guaranteed to shoot something. That was Palin's personal
guarantee.
The satire also said that plans were
currently being drawn up to build a hotel, an animal skinning center, a
restaurant, and even a daycare facility. (If
you were staying 100 days to hunt, you could bring the family, including the
kids….for an extra fee of course.) Then it said that contractors were already bidding on the fencing
construction which of course, is very costly in the wilderness of Alaska.
The Palin’s
were said to have two other minority investors in the operation, and they had expect to
generate $7 million in the first year of operation, and $10 million in the
second year.
Finally, Palin
was expected to see a great return on her
investment. If the planned revenue was generated, phase two of the operation
would expand on how and what you can hunt. As an example, a helicopter hunting
ride was being planned as well as their own breeding operation to increase the
number of rare animals available to be shot.
Had this not been a total fantasy, those who support Ms. Palin would probably hope that this dream-endeavor would work-out better than her ½ term as Governor of
Alaska, her failed TV career at Fox News and her defunct cable TV channel.
Personally, I
think that for a yahoo like Palin, $10 million would have been way to much to pay for her
rambling speeches.
It must be noted that Palin’s so
called ”speeches” make my own
writings that offer my grammar, my spelling, and my sometimes awkward sentence structure look
absolutely genius!
Once again, “Caribou Barbie” is seen as the political caricature that she really is. Will we ever be rid of the "Mamma Grizzly"?
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